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THE HAT-TRICK
Not many folk on this planet earn "The Hat Trick." Let us all glorify "Hat-Trick Patrick" |
 When your rep says you can do three in one game, they certainly collect quickly. (The third one is off getting Hat-trick Patrick his beer.) |
Pepsi already has "H-T.P." doing endorsements.
 "MJ only got 5 mil, I'm gettin' way more. An' I ain't moonwalkin' for it." |
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Classic hollywood style, just because he's such the celebrity, Pat assumes he actually knows something about politics. Here he is on a save-the-trees publicity stunt. |
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Also the typical celeb, he was slow to grasp things, this time that "treehugging" meant FACING the tree. |
 ~ He's a SOUL MAN ~ Patrick scores BIG style points here, while partying with the Blues Brothers. |
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No mountain too high, Pat Tackles the hazardous "Casper's Infected Thingie" at the Hanna-Barbera Theme Park. |
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After this photo was taken, Patrick was rushed to the hospital with severe facial burns. (He tried to kiss the cake instead of blowing the candles out.)
Boy, was he one pissed-off primate. |
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To make sure no "Casper's Infected Thingie" germs lingered to threaten his kissing burns, Pat soaked in a special antibiotic solution at the rehab center. His burnt-off hair and eybrows had not grown back in yet, so he was still sporting sunglasses and a hat. |
WHERE'S JOE? Pat, again abusing his stardom, gets his teammate's fianceé under the influence. Dawg Dawg Dawg. |
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Bah, I'm innocent! It's just that when you are on top, when you are the only bloody one with a full head of hair and without a potbelly, everybody tries to knock ya' down!
I am untouchable! (AND, I have a six-pack!)
You Know It, |
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