Who is Pat MacBeath? {read: "Mic-beeth" heh, heh} Where did this man hail from? Yes, we know he is a Cancer born July 17th, 1967. Yes, we know that's his family's "MacBeath" landmark up there in Berkeley. But there are so many unknowns. Like, why is his face always tanned? Does he really go to Roche or does he just go to sports events during the day? If he's in SAS, does that make him "sassy"? We've had paparazzi trailing him to find out the story... Here, Mr. MacBeath was caught wondering, "Now what does '10 P on a B C' stand for? Hmmm."

Ever the pensive one, Pat looks to the sky to ponder the great questions like, "Is spam naturally pink?" or, "Will the Raiders win tonight?" Note how he is ever at the height of fashion and practicality with his sporty scarf!

Is that a celeb behind those shades? Whoa! It's MacBeath downin' a few suds with his mates in San Francisco. Left to right are: Arnie Pelluer, Peter Chang, SIR PAT, and Joe Laver.

Pat is captured here, trying to calm the screaming crowds. "Easy, easy," says his hands in their soothing gesture. MacBeath has the charisma. "It's cool," is written all over this one.

Mmm, yes. Quoight roight." Mr. MacBeath is discussing the finest gins with Alaska travel mate, EJ Lux. They are torn between a nice Bombay or sticking with Tanqueray!

And here we have the quintessential Patrick: looking fine, surrounded by his soccer buds... ...and drinking. Left to right: EJ Lux, Jon Becker, PADDYWAGON PAT, and Joe Laver. • • • Email the Pat MacBeath "I Want To Know" club here. Pat Page Part Deux Pat Page: The Hat-Trick